Alu Ceramic Floral Vase

Alu Ceramic Floral VaseDon?? t you just love Sale cliches? We could say ?? you can?? t afford to miss it??, or ?? everything must go??. But we both know that?? s not true. What is true is you will save money if you buy these now, and you will mildly be pleased with yourself. Also, you?? ll feel smug that someone else paid more than you. So hurry, save money, feel pleased with yourself, feel smug. Sale must end soon. Or soonish.

But this flower

waxing poetic about a ceramic sea polyp

And somehow

"It's subtle

ever the instigator of questionable decisions

but also oddly mesmerizing

even if your idea of high art is usually limited to the foam designs on your latte

enormous fake flower transform an ordinary bathroom into something approaching art

Although now we had to go to plan B

you guessed it

pointed out that at least this ocean dweller wouldn't leave water stains on the wall or attract curious neighborhood cats

I ordered it immediately