Sweatin' Like A Hooker In Church

Sweatin' Like A Hooker In Church

Coolest Toys Can't Be Bought They Must Be Built and That Takes Years

Life Is Better With Your Best Friend That's Why I Married Mine T-Shirt & Hoodie

but here I am

I Never Dreamed I'd Grow Up To Be The Worlds Hottest Husband But Here I Am Killing It Shirt & Hoodie

I never said I was perfect I am a SCORPIO

I'm An April Woman I Was Born With My Heart On My Sleeve

I Never Dreamed I'd End Up Marrying A Perfect Freakin' Wife But Here I Am Living The Dream Shirt & Hoodie

As A Pisces I Can Be Stubborn As A Mule Sweet As Tea Angry As A Hornet Or Loyal Like A Soldier It All Depends On You

I Was Not Born To Arrive At The Grave In A Well Preserved Body But To Skid In Sideways Completely Used Up Screaming Woo Hoo

Don't Flirt With Me I Love My Girl She Is A Crazy Photographer She Will Murder You Shirt & Hoodie

I didn't become a NURSE to get a front-row seat to other people's tragedies

Fishing Is My Partying Lures Are My Beer Rods Reels Are My Shots T-Shirt & Hoodie