Eggplant Ornament

Eggplant OrnamentIntroducing a charming Glass Christmas Ornament in the shape of an eggplant. Handcrafted with intricate details, this unique piece will surely stand out on your tree or as a decorative item in your home.

you'd be wrong

or you might have the DEA knocking on your door

I hung it in our kitchen

At least down there

So grab your golden ticket

But she was convinced it would "make a statement

As I contemplate where to hang this cerulean behemoth in my living room

these charming decorations will add a cozy vibe to your holiday decor

in the early morning light

contemplating empty wall spaces with the intensity of someone searching for hidden messages

it's like Elton John's wildest sunglasses collided with a vase and created a tiny galaxy of floral magic

its petals a soft mint that reminded me of the time I accidentally ate an entire pack of dental floss