Sizen Ceramic Bud Vase For Flowers

Sizen Ceramic Bud Vase For FlowersDon?? t you just love Sale cliches? We could say ?? you can?? t afford to miss it??. Or ?? everything must go??. But we both know that?? s not true. What is true is you will save money if you buy these now. You will mildly be pleased with yourself. And you?? ll feel smug that someone else paid more than you. So hurry, save money, feel pleased with yourself, feel smug. Sale must end soon. Or soonish.

Not the polite nods you get from showing people your collection of vintage postcards or that abstract painting your ex swore was going to be worth something someday

much like my childhood dreams of becoming a professional mime - only this actually impresses people

Then a huge multinational bought the exclusive rights to it

I'd worry about my apartment looking like a terrarium for depressed fairies

If we think something is really cool

"some people might say it's just a confused succulent

but I didn't care

clutching my own boxed chocolate mum

It's abstract artwork in the way that makes visitors tilt their heads and say things like

Todd is a child of the 70

Exterminate

like something you'd get from Herm