Jhessian Balmgiver [Conflux]

Jhessian Balmgiver [Conflux]Set: Conflux Type: Creature Human Cleric Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1}{W}{U} {T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn. {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn. "You have two choices: heed my advice now or need my healing later."

What is important is that they know the source of their benefaction

Set: Magic 2014 Type: Artifact Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {3} Indestructible

including angry pets and cursed lamps of fiery doom

No one could possibly get in

Detonate deals X damage to that artifact's controller

Set: Gatecrash Type: Creature — Human Wizard Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1}{U} Whenever you cast your second spell each turn

Set: Planechase 2012 Type: Creature — Phyrexian Cleric Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {5}{G} When Brutalizer Exarch enters the battlefield

where X is the number of Faeries you control

Set: Urza's Saga Type: Artifact Rarity: Rare Cost: {5} {X}

it gets +2/+0

you draw three cards

Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature