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Excuse Pencils for Introverts
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Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jul 13 - Jul 18
Description
Excuse Pencils for IntrovertsPeople Suck Thats why you prefer to stay inside with your stuffed animal collection. But sometimes its a little hard to admit that in public. So weve carefully crafted a few extremely plausible excuses to get you out of all those pesky social obligations. Like happy hour. Your nieces school play. Office parties. Your wedding. Pencils: Sorry, I Have Ebola My Legs Fell Off This Morning The Damn Toilet Exploded I've Been Abducted By Aliens I'm Stuck at
Adorable AF (Backwards Selfie Pencil)
Absolute genius last words to carve onto your gravestone
Tired of Feeling Like a Bone-Dry Hack
Cry if You Want to
Because you couldn’t put that in a fucking email
Tricked-Out Porsche Scented
In fifteen minutes
Off-Brand Boxed Wine Scented
Black Raspberry Vanilla
and now your gluten-free muffin was the BEST gluten-free muffin you've ever had until you realized they gave you the one with almonds
Look no further than A Candle for Scary Shit
Smells like a good book and a cup of hot tea
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