Hellishly Queer Crew Socks

Hellishly Queer Crew SocksSet your feetand maybe the patriarchyon fire. These socks are flaming (literally), unapologetic, and ready to stomp out nonsense wherever it lurks. Because nothing says FUCK YOU I'M QUEER like a flaming skull. It's how you assert dominance in this economy, honestly. Designed by the queer owned rebel art shop, Happy Impulse.

Do you ever find yourself trying to match the perfect low-cut sock with your black Mary Janes

a reusable journal (or spellbook)

Is it ever fine

Moths can't wear socks

It's about time someone made kandi for your legs that would NOT get caught on anything or get in the way of comfy shoes while you dance

This design has a split left and right: Question Hound is calmly dissociating on the right sock and expressing his real feelings on the left

Zero interest in your opinion

Like what if you were getting tattooed and then the tattoo artist actually wanted to be a vampire too and they just like surprise drank your blood and turned into a vampire and then you have to try to avoid them for all eternity

and her vibes are impeccable

after running really

who actually named this entire company when we were drunk one night and forgot what socks were called

nobody would want to commit heresy in the first place