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A Candle for Fucking Zen
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Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jul 14 - Jul 19
Description
A Candle for Fucking ZenOm. I don't get it. I've been sitting here raking the litter box for the last two hours and I don't feel anything but annoyed, and frankly, a little nauseous. Whoever said zen gardens are meditative and spiritually healing never met my cat, Bill the Shitter. Yeah, I know. I could buy a "real" zen garden but that would cut into my beer money. And that shit ain't happening. Cool Cucumber Scented Fragrance: Agave Lime, Cucumber Melon
Cool vampires wear fedoras now
Excitement
Sippy cup wine
Who Were You Just Texting
I Thought Planking Was a Fish
Planting Soil
Maybe one day
May I Take Your Order
Where are we again
a Cub Scout jamboree
crank up the sounds of the rainforest
You're simply the envy of parent pick-up
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