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Soap for Fucking Zen

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Regular price $12.95 USD
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Soap for Fucking ZenOm. I don't get it. I've been sitting here raking the litter box for the last two hours and I don't feel anything but annoyed, and frankly, a little nauseous. Whoever said zen gardens are meditative and spiritually healing never met my cat, Bill the Shitter. Yeah, I know. I could buy a "real" zen garden but that would cut into my beer money. And that shit ain't happening. Cool Cucumber Scented Fragrance: Agave Lime, Cucumber Melon

Indian Sandalwood

I'll Find a Use for This Pencil Tomorrow

but I sort of doubt it

guess what

The kinda person who has an office and a workspace

Warm Milk Scented

Black Raspberry Scented

Off to Improv Camp

And get back to work

afternoon or evening

Intergalactic Space Scented

I hear you're pretty fragile

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